One line jokes

November 14, 2007 RENU

  1. What kind of phone does the ocean have? A shell-phone.
  2. What day do fish hate? Fry-day.
  3. Why didn’t the crab share? B’cos it was shellfish.
  4. Where do fish go on vacation? Finland.
  5. What fish do knights like? Swordfish.
  6. How do turtles communicate with each other? With shell-phones.
  7. Whats the most expensive fish? Goldfish.
  8. What bird is with you at every meal? swallow.
  9. Why are roosters the neatest birds? B’cos they always carry their combs.
  10. What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows.
  11. What do smart birds like to study? Owl-gebra.
  12. What bird is good at making bird? Dough dough.
  13. Key that cant open any door? Donkey.
  14. What kind of cake do mouse like? Cheese-cake.
  15. What do cats eat? Catfish.
  16. Why did the boy eat his homework? B’cos teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  17. Best day to go to the beach? Sunday.
  18. What breaks when u say it? Silence.
  19. What kind of button won’t unbutton? Belly button.
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