Deadly answers

September 22, 2007 RENU

  1. Interviewer said, “I shall either ask u 10 easy questions or 1 really difficult question. Think well before u make up ur mind!”
    A boy thought for a while & said,”my choice is 1 really difficult question.” “Well, good luck to u, u’ve made ur own choice! Now tell me this. What comes 1st, Day or Night?”
    The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while & said, “Its the DAY sir!”
    “How” the interviewer asked.
    “Sorry sir, u promised me that u will not ask me a 2nd difficult question!”
    He was selected for IIM!
  2. This is a conversation that took place between an office girl & a marketing guy from a leading multinational company .
    Marketing guy – Which soap do u use?
    girl – Hemas
    Marketing guy – Which hand wash do you use?
    girl – Hemas
    Marketing guy – Which deodorant do you use?
    girl – Hemas
    Marketing guy – Which toothpaste do you use?
    girl – Hemas
    Marketing guy -Which shampoo do u use?
    girl – Hemas
    Marketing guy – Which washing powder do u use?
    girl – Hemas
    Marketing guy – shit !!!! Okay,Okay , tell me, What is this Hemas ? Is it an international company??
    girl – No, she is my roommate.
  3. A man was riding a bike so fast at night time, without lights.
    Police: Why didn’t you switch on your light?
    Man: There is light everywhere sir.
    Police takes out air in the tyre.
    Man: Why did you take out air in my tyre sir?
    Police: There is air everywhere
  4. Interviewer: just imagine, you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? 
    Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
  • U r in a boat in the middle of a river. U’ve 2 cigarettes & have to light any 1 cigarette. u dont have anything else with u in boat. How will u do it? Answer: Throw 1 cigarette in the water, when boat will become LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER, light the other Cigarette. Or
    Throw a cigarette up & catch it. Catches win Matches. Using matches that u win, light cigarette. Or
    Take water in ur hand, drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP) “TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”. . . . Or
    Start praising 1 cigarette. The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”
  • When Gavaskar finds out that a movie called “Gavaskar” has been released in Australia, he is very happy. He gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket & very happily, goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema, he is very angry! He goes straight to the director of the movie & asks, “What do u mean by this? u named ur movie Gavaskar, but didnt show anything about me in it!”. The director of the movie laughs & says, “So now u understand the problem? u people too made a movie called Border, but did u show anything about Allan Border in it ?”
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